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Jason M. "Fooker" Barker

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From the Official Cast Page

First Appearance: The Beginning (November 6, 1998)

Jason--or as he prefers to be called, "Fooker"--is GPF's lead sysadmin (for the uninitiated, that's system administrator) and head programmer at only 21 years old(he's 29 now). He is also a total nut case and should be dealt with cautiously. This tall, scruffy, sloppy man with poor posture and hygiene and a severe allergy to long pants is definitely a college kid who refused to grow up.

If there's a weirdness element in this strip, Fooker epitomizes it. If someone codes best naked, it's Fooker. If someone has a slime mold that pays half his rent, it's Fooker. His apartment has been condemned by the EPA and the back seat of his car is one big stereo speaker. (It never gets used for anything else.) Fooker is one strange puppy, and always makes a lasting impression.

Fooker also has quite a way with the ladies, as well. Yes, no one can turn a woman off at fifty paces better than Fooker (although there are notable exceptions). Neither is there anyone who is as perpetually turned on as he. No human with two X chromosomes is safe when he is around. He's been shot down so many times, he brushes it off with ease.

One disturbing revelation that has surfaced is that Fooker was actually a secret agent. As Agent #6 of the highly secretive, highly elite Undisclosed Government Agency (U.G.A.) and using the moniker of "James Baud," Fooker occasionally traveled the world combatting such villains as "Moldfinger", Dr. Not, and the rest of C.R.U.D.E. In fact, it was his connections with the U.G.A. that helped complicate matters when was put on trial for murder (really committed by the time traveling weapon called The Fookinator), and later helped bring an end to Trudy's Surreptitious Machinations for the rest of the crew.

Unfortunately, with his cover seriously compromised, there was little for Fooker to do but go underground and work full time for the U.G.A., leaving his friends behind. He became very active in his secret agent activities, briefly serving in the US invasion of Iraq in 2003 as well as hunting down the remnants of C.R.U.D.E., such as the sinister Dr. Nefarious and diabolical Dr. Not. Eventually, however, his homesickness got the better of him, and with the help of his superior "Amadeus" and his estranged brother Justin, he concocted a twisted scheme to have Justin take his place as James Baud while he returned to the "real" world. Fooker is now back in the company of his friends. There was a brief concern for his future employment as Sharon held his former position at GPF Software. But after a brief stint as an independent contractor, Fooker is back on the job at the newly-expanded GPF, taking the lead sysadmin role for the company's newest projects.

Fooker's family tree is ever so slowly being revealed. We know that his mother has passed away, and that his mysterious father is actually one of the founders of the U.G.A. His brother, Justin, was originally tapped to be a U.G.A. candidate, but Fooker accidentally stumbled into the position.

Some of Fooker's GPF milestones:

Contrary to some popular belief, the nickname "Fooker" does not come from a certain piece of profanity (international or otherwise). Actually, it just sounded kewl, but, for those that insist... it's a play on his name. Playing off the common programming metasyntactic variables foo and bar and his last name being Barker... you fill in the blanks. He pulls his wardrobe from a guy I knew in college, and his personality and other quirks from virtually every geek I've ever known (including myself).

Consequentially, there is also some confusion on how to pronounce "Fooker," similar to the confusion over Ki's name. Some people pronounce it with the long double-"O" sound (root), while others use the short double-"O" sound (hook). Officially, it's the first one... think about the derivation above ("foo and bar") and it seems to fit better. While I'm not entirely opposed to the other pronunciation, it lends itself to easily to... um... misinterpretation. :)

(Text last updated by JTD on 13 October 2005)

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