Surreptitious Machinations was a landmark story arc in numerous ways, but, most importantly, it tied up numerous loose threads and referenced many comics and storylines from previous years. The sheer number of comics referred is amazing, and, to keep things straight (and help clarify events in Surreptitious Machinations), this guide was created. It's recommended that you read the first three years of archives to fully understand Surreptitious Machinations; however, if you lack the time or patience, this guide should be more than adequate.

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Prologue: Rhymes and Ruminations

"Earth... Most of the time, it's just another world... But every now and then..." - Mischief

Date Reference Origin
Nov. 4, 2001 Mischief in last panel Interlude: Trudy's Phone Call
Nov. 5, 2001 Mischief thinks, "Of all the anomalies the boss and I must fix..." Interlude: Trudy's Phone Call
Nov. 7, 2001 Gamester in second panel Interlude: Trudy's Phone Call
Nov. 10, 2001 Policebot in last panel Professor Wisebottom's Time Machine
Nov. 13, 2001 Todd inquires, "And why should I disappoint my lovely Sid?" Special Delivery
Nov. 17, 2001 Time Machine in last panel Professor Wisebottom's Time Machine
Nov. 18, 2001 Todd states, "You know, the whole "kill your grandfather" bit?" Professor Wisebottom's Time Machine
Nov. 24, 2001 Dr. "O" states, "Your time is up, Prof. Wisebottom." Introduction to Professor Wisebottom
Nov. 26, 2001 Prof. Wisebottom declares, "You are a hideous, vile woman, Trueheart." Introduction of Trudy
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Chapter 1: Back from the Future

"I think they went that-a-way..." - Nick

Date Reference Origin
Dec. 4, 2001 Ki's Happy Dance in last panel

Trudy Begins Her Evil Ways...

The Date
Dec. 15, 2001 Ki exclaims, "This isn't like the flood this summer!" Special Delivery
Dec. 20, 2001 Nick states, "It is a bad 'Terminator' parody... the 'Fookinator.'"

The Black-Tie Gala

College Days

Fooker's Girlfriend...?
Dec. 22, 2001 Trudy exclaims, "Y-You?!"

Interlude: Trudy's Phone Call

Mr. Pookel

Special Delivery
Dec. 27, 2001 Trudy contests, "I've only succeeded on a small scale!" Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
Dec. 27, 2001 Empress Trudy states, "One word, stupid: 'Nerdvana'." The Nerdvana Saga
Jan. 7, 2002 Nick states, "I'd say that grinding noise means the Fookinator got pulled into the machinery..."

The Black-Tie Gala

College Days

Fooker's Girlfriend...?
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Chapter 2: The Juggernaut Unleashed

"Um... you're not encouraging me with those looks, guys..." - Fooker

Date Reference Origin
Jan. 13, 2002 GPF financial trouble

Baby Crazy!

Special Delivery
Jan. 25, 2002 Fooker questions, "Maybe even Ubersoft?" Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
Jan. 25, 2002 Ki suggests, "I'll bet Trudy did it!" Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
Jan. 25, 2002 Nick states, "Not that again!"

Friendly Espionage

The Safe-Dropping Incident

The Halloween Party

Mr. Pookel

Alliances
Jan. 27, 2002 Reporter informs, "GPF Software is best known for heroically helping during last summer's flooding along the river basin." Special Delivery
Feb. 2, 2002 Butch Kilgore in last panel Trudy's Boyfriend, Fooker's Bully
Feb. 3, 2002 Fooker stutters, "Amadeus?!?" Secret Agent Geek
Feb. 3, 2002 Amadeus greets, "Good evening, Agent #6." Secret Agent Geek
Feb. 3, 2002 Amadeus states, "You have a reputation now that you've exposed Sean Connery as 'Moldfinger.'" Secret Agent Geek
Feb. 4, 2002 Amadeus states, "C.R.U.D.E. is making movements in Asia." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
Feb. 6, 2002 Fooker asks, "Can't the U.G.A. do some arm twisting to get me out of here?" Secret Agent Geek
Feb. 7, 2002 Fooker asks, "So there is a new member of C.R.U.D.E.?" Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
Feb. 7, 2002 Amadeus states, "He was initiated last May or June." Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
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Chapter 3: Trials and Tribulations

"After all, the culprit could be anyone..." - Nick

Date Reference Origin
Feb. 17, 2002 Judge from Help Desk in second panel Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
Feb. 18, 2002 Nicole Duncan in first panel Introducing Nicole
Feb. 18, 2002 Sharon in last panel Fooker's Girlfriend...?
Feb. 19, 2002 Sharon states, "but I'd still like to wring his neck..." Fooker's Girlfriend...?
Feb. 22, 2002 Fooker exclaims, "Sewage-Wick-Guy!" Code-a-holics Anonymous
Feb. 22, 2002 Alan Sedgewikki in last panel Code-a-holics Anonymous
Feb. 23, 2002 Sedgewikki states, "And I remember you, "Fooker," the "I like to code naked" guy." Code-a-holics Anonymous
Mar. 1, 2002 Sharon asks, "Aliens abduct him?"

Fooker's Abducted by Aliens!

Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
Mar. 2, 2002 Dwayne states, "Thanks, Detective Club." The Safe-Dropping Incident
Mar. 8, 2002 Sedgewikki requests, "Your honor, I move that this man's science fiction delusions be stricken from the record." Code-a-holics Anonymous
Mar. 9, 2002 Trudy admits, "We 'pick at' each other." Trudy Torments Fooker
Mar. 10, 2002 Chuck in fourth panel Trudy Moves in Next Door
Mar. 14, 2002 Chuck manages, "Just a little... headache..."

Alliances

Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
Mar. 18, 2002 Fooker states, "Since I'll never see you again... I'm... I'm sorry..."

Fooker's Girlfriend...?

Intervention

Special Delivery
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Chapter 4: To the Four Winds...

"I only wish... wish we all could have at least said goodbye..." - Ki

Date Reference Origin
Mar. 26, 2002 Trudy states, "Honestly, Ki, if I had known my practical jokes would drive you this insane.." Trudy Torments Ki
Mar. 27, 2002 Sharon offers, "I'll put in a good word with my boss, but I don't think Quantum Net is hiring..." Fooker's Girlfriend...?
Apr. 7, 2002 Pete Abrams in fourth panel, of Sluggy Freelance fame. Isn't it nifty? - None -
Apr. 10, 2002 Ki informs, "They had been planning for a long time, and she handed them the means." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
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Chapter 5: Random Threads

"That was a fun ride. Let's try it with seat belts next time." - Fooker

Date Reference Origin
Apr. 23, 2002 Dwayne states, "Just so long as it's not your unhealthy obsession that Trudy's behind everything..." Alliances
May 2, 2002 Trent in last panel The Safe-Dropping Incident
May 2, 2002 Trent states, "This guy and I go way back..." The Safe-Dropping Incident
May 3, 2002 Fooker explains, "He's the guy who 'framed' Trudy for the safe droppings two years ago." The Safe-Dropping Incident
May 3, 2002 Dwayne asks, "You mean that's the guy who nearly dropped a safe on my head?" The Safe-Dropping Incident
May 7, 2002 Alex from Help Desk Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
May 7, 2002 Ki "Well, you guys sued my old company last year..." Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
May 8, 2002 Chief and Stef from User Friendly - None -
May 9, 2002 Gwynn and Aylee from Sluggy Freelance - None -
May 15, 2002 Ki thinks, "I think Fooker said he was infatuated with her once." Fooker's Girlfriend...?
May 15, 2002 Ki thinks, "But wait... wasn't he also Trudy's neighbor?" Trudy Moves in Next Door
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Chapter 6: Plots and Complications

"Sigh... don't you keep up with anything your friends are up to?" - Todd

Date Reference Origin
May 25, 2002 Ki states, "Yes, we found out a few months ago." The Inventor's Gene
May 26, 2002 Ki asks, "And the Fookinator?"

The Black-Tie Gala

College Days

Fooker's Girlfriend...?
May 27, 2002 Todd informs, "The empress used a clip of Barker's hair to clone his appearance, then modified a seeker chassis to become the Fookinator." Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
May 27, 2002 Todd informs, "The empress used a clip of Barker's hair to clone his appearance, then modified a seeker chassis to become the Fookinator."

College Days

Fooker's Girlfriend...?
May 30, 2002 Todd informs, "One year ago, she was inducted into an organization called C.R.U.D.E., or the Commune of Really Unscrupulous and Diaboical Evildooers." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
May 30, 2002 Ki exclaims, "Alien Technology?!?" Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
May 31, 2002 Todd explains, "Of course, Trudy plans ahead and keeps the most powerful weapons for herself." Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
Jun. 10, 2002 Todd states, "We can't confront Nick until we have evidence against the empress." Alliances
Jun. 11, 2002 Todd states, "I think I know how, but it will involve going through the U.G.A...." Secret Agent Geek
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Chapter 7: The Tapestry Unravels

"Am I the only one who doesn't automatically assume Trudy is evil?!" - Dwayne

Date Reference Origin
Jun. 17, 2002 Wallace T. Bruin in last panel The Team-Building Hike
Jun. 18, 2002 Wallace states, "You and your friends left in the middle of my recitation two years ago." The Team-Building Hike
Jun. 21, 2002 Fooker states, "You should see her in a bikini then..." Secret Agent Geek
Jun. 24, 2002 Wisebottom laments, "I should have destroyed the time machine like I told Nick I would." Professor Wisebottom's Time Machine
Jun. 27, 2002 Ki asks, "Then how do we collect this evidence against Trudy to convince Nick?" Alliances
Jun. 29, 2002 Dr. Nefarious states, "Trust her, I know." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
Jun. 29, 2002 Dr. Nefarious states, "She's just another pawn to dispose of." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unaccpetable
Jul. 2, 2002 Fooker explains, "I hurt the woman I cared about with pettiness." Fooker's Girlfriend...?
Jul. 7, 2002 Tension between Fooker and Dexter in third panel Special Delivery
Jul. 8, 2002 Dexter states, "Leave her alone, Fooker. You had your chance... Special Delivery
Jul. 8, 2002 Sharon explains, "And so did you, Dexter." Special Delivery
Jul. 9, 2002 Dwayne states, "I can't believe I'm hearing this..." Alliances
Jul. 9, 2002 Ki states, "Office pranks are the least of our worries." GPF Plotline Multiplex!
Jul. 10, 2002 Ki questions, "U.G.A.?" Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 10, 2002 Ki asks, "As in "James Baud"?" Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 10, 2002 Fooker states, "I sort of have this... Um, other job on the side..." Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 11, 2002 Sharon exclaims, "A secret agent?!" Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 11, 2002 Ki comments, "If Moldfinger was Sean Connery, my bet is on Patrick Stewart." Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 11, 2002 Todd mentions, "Actually, she and C.R.U.D.E. will be delivering an ultimatum." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
Jul. 12, 2002 Todd states, "C.R.U.D.E.'s plan will be to wipe out the United Nations as a show of force." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
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Chapter 8: Wars and Confrontations

"I don't know what happens next, and I can't bear to lose you... again..." - Todd

Date Reference Origin
Jul. 14, 2002 Trudy says, "And this is Mr. Inertia." Rude, CRUDE, and Socially Unacceptable
Jul. 15, 2002 Ki exclaims, "You mean to tell us that you lawyer is a secret agent too?!?" Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 15, 2002 Fooker states, "You can wipe their memories later." Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 16, 2002 Fooker states, "From here on out, you're all temporary U.G.A. agents." Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 21, 2002 Dr. Nefarious claims, "We are C.R.U.D.E., or the Commune of Really Unscrupulous and Diabolical Evildoers." Rude, C.R.U.D.E., and Socially Unacceptable
Jul. 23, 2002 Dr. Nefarious exclaims, "Blast! The U.G.A.!" Secret Agent Geek
Jul. 28, 2002 Newshounds characters - None -
Jul. 28, 2002 Renata reports, "As the mysterious C.R.U.D.E. organization made its demands, government paramilitary troops attacked, engaging the superiorly armed enemy." Rude, C.R.U.D.E., and Socially Unacceptable
Jul. 31, 2002 Trudy exclaims, "Eliminate the U.G.A. here!" Secret Agent Geek
Aug. 4, 2002 Dr. Nefarious exclaims, "James Baud!" Secret Agent Geek
Aug. 6, 2002 Chuck explains, "She seduced me, drugged me up, and then had some mind control device implanted in my head." Trudy Moves In Next Door
Aug. 6, 2002 Chuck explains, "She seduced me, drugged me up, and then had some mind control device implanted in my head." Fooker's Girlfriend...?
Aug. 6, 2002 Chuck explains, "She seduced me, drugged me up, and then had some mind control device implanted in my head." Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
Aug. 11, 2002 Trudy states, "Fooker, my old friend, a secret agent..." Secret Agent Geek
Aug. 23, 2002 Trudy gloats, "I played all of you for the fools you are, especially Nick and Dwayne!" Alliances
Aug. 26, 2002 Trent asks, "You're one of those Linux zealots, aren't you?"

Fooker's Girlfriend...?

Intervention
Sep. 3, 2002 Ki explains, "All those things Fooker and I told you about was leading up to this, and you are the key to her plot!"

Friendly Espionage

The Safe-Dropping Incident

The Halloween Party

Mr. Pookel

Alliances
Sep. 3, 2002 Ki explains, "All those things Fooker and I told you about was leading up to this, and you are the key to her plot!"

Interlude: Trudy's Phone Call

Close Encounters of the Dairy Kind
Sep. 4, 2002 Nick instructs, "Ki, you have a lot of really wild claims to back up, and I told you long ago I'd need evidence to believe it." Alliances
Sep. 9, 2002 Ki states, "The original journal should be in the hands of the press by now..." Friendly Espionage
Sep. 10, 2002 Trudy confesses, "Then she came, telling me what to do..." Interlude: Trudy's Phone Call
Sep. 11, 2002 Trudy confesses, "I... I love him..." The Date
Sep. 12, 2002 Trudy states, "Trent, Butch, the others... they weren't the same." The Safe-Dropping Incident
Sep. 12, 2002 Trudy states, "Trent, Butch, the others... they weren't the same." Trudy's Boyfriend, Fooker's Bully
Sep. 13, 2002 Nick explains, "Trudy, I tried to be your friend, even when my other friends denounced you."

Friendly Espionage

Alliances
Sep. 24, 2002 Renata reports, "... whose journal chronicles a bizarre, twisted plot for world domination..." Friendly Espionage
Sep. 26, 2002 Maddie states, "You'd get used to it." Secret Agent Geek
Sep. 27, 2002 Dr. Nefarious cackles, "Actually... we had something a little more permanent in mind..." Rude, C.R.U.D.E., and Socially Unacceptable
Sep. 30, 2002 Todd states, "If you killed your own grandfather, how can you exist to alter time in the first place?" Professor Wisebottom's Time Machine
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Chapter 9: Loosening Up Tied Ends

"I can't help it, Ki. It's part of who I am." - Nick

Date Reference Origin
Oct. 6, 2002 Fooker explains, "Once we erase those memories, you'll sleep like an innocent, ignorant baby..." Secret Agent Geek
Oct. 7, 2002 Ki exclaims, "You're going to erase my memories again?!" Secret Agent Geek
Oct. 8, 2002 Fooker states, "At one point, there was talk of making you all permanent U.G.A. agents..." Secret Agent Geek
Oct. 11, 2002 Nick states, "I ignored your warnings."

Friendly Espionage

The Safe-Dropping Incident

The Date

Alliances
Oct. 11, 2002 Nick states, "We argued."

The Safe-Dropping Incident

Mr. Pookel

Alliances
Oct. 12, 2002 Nick describes, "It's the card Trudy gave me when we first met."

Introduction of Trudy

Friendly Espionage

Alliances
Oct. 12, 2002 Nick describes, "It's the card Trudy gave me when we first met." Introduction of Trudy
Oct. 14, 2002 Persephone states, "I think he went looking for moldy food in the kitchen." Discovered!
Oct. 18, 2002 Nick explains, "The inventor's gene." The Inventor's Gene
Oct. 18, 2002 Nick explains, "An idea hit me, and before I knew it, I was done." The Inventor's Gene
Oct. 18, 2002 Nick states, "Do you think you will be able to sleep at night, knowing your time machine caused these horrible events?" Professor Wisebottom's Time Machine
Oct. 20, 2002 Sharon reveals, "I can't believe I was about to forgive you for your petty 'Unix rules, Macs drool' stunt..." Fooker's Girlfriend...?
Oct. 22, 2002 Fooker explains, "I was stupid once, and I learned my lesson." Intervention
Oct. 22, 2002 Fooker explains, "I was stupid once, and I learned my lesson." Intervention
Oct. 22, 2002 Sharon states, "Come back to me in one piece, you big, dumb OS bigot."

Intervention

Intervention
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Epilogue: You Knew There Had to be a "But"...

"It seems fate has handed us the answer already..." - The Gamester

Date Reference Origin
Oct. 27, 2002 Mischief exclaims, "Wiigii!" Exclamation from It's Walky!
Nov. 1, 2002 Mischief proclaims, "Oh... Like that wise guy's time machine!" Professor Wisebottom's Time Machine
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