1) From the below list, which character do you feel you are most like?
Dexter
Dwayne
Fooker
Fred
Ki
Nick
Sharon
Trent
Trudy
None of these
2) How do you view yourself?
Outgoing / A joy to be with
A bit obsessive, but a nice person
Knowledgable and likable
More capable than others
None of the above
3) Your Windows machine at work crashes. What do you do?
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Windows?! Bah! I use Linux / Unix!
Pray / Panic
Call the office tech guru
4) How much do you sleep on average?
Standard 8 hours
More than 8 hours
Less than 8 hours
Whenever I find the time
5) Rate your Star Trek knowledge.
I AM Captain Kirk!
I know Star Trek fairly well
I know of Star Trek
I refuse to partake in that mindless drivel!
6) How would you describe your living conditions?
Neat, tidy, and organized
Clean most of the time but sometimes cluttered
A little messy, but I can find what I need
Usually a mess. To be more specific, always a mess
7) In terms of intellect . . .
I am smarter than everyone else
I'm more knowledgable than the average person
I know enough for everyday conversation
I play dumb to hide my true genius
8) What are your daily eating habits?
3 meals a day - no more, no less
Whenever I'm hungry
3 meals with snacks in-between
Less than 3 meals a day
None of the above
9) I date . . .
All the time!
Fairly often
Every so often
Never
10) In a relationship, I primarily look for . . .
Stability
Similar interests
Excitement
A polar opposite
None of the above
11) What type of hat would you wear to a party?
Standard pointy hat
Standard pointy hat with glitter
A lamp shade
None. My outfit is louder than any hat could be
None. I don't go to parties
12) What type of geek best fits you?
Scifi
Numbers
Book
Tech
None of the above
13) Star Trek or Star Wars?
Star Trek. Starfleet is far superior to the Jedi Order
Star Wars. The plots are not as contrived as those found in Star Trek
I appreciate both scifi shows or don't have a preference
Ugh, not another scifi geek question. Neither!
14) A development team at work nominates you to take charge of the current project. What do you do?
Take charge and begin dividing tasks among your coworkers
Agree, even though you feel your abilities are more of an asset being a subordinate
Disagree and attempt to nominate someone else. Your strengths lie elsewhere
Pray / Panic
15) In conversations, you often find yourself . . .
Saying something off topic or silly
Flowing with the topic at hand
Stuttering and feeling a bit awkward
Ending it quickly
None of the above
16) How much time do you devote to your computing activites not related to work per week?
More than 40 hours
Between 10 and 30 hours
Less than 10 hours
None
17) You find a $100 bill outside a library on a sidewalk. What do you do?
Turn it in to the police and hope the owner claims it
Turn it in to the library and hope the owner is a frequent patron
Place "found" posters in the library and wait for a phone call
Pocket it. The individual is more than likely long gone
18) You see a glass of water on a table. It is . . .
Half full
Half empty
Badly engineered. The glass should be half its current size
Overflowing
19) A coworker sitting next to you during a lunch break spills hot coffee in your lap. You . . .
Swallow hard and make a joke
Remark on your coworker's shortcomings
Forgive your coworker. It was probably just an accident
Wait for an explanation or excuse
20) A new coworker joins the company you work for. Of these, how do you greet him / her?
A hearty handshake
A friendly, vocal welcome
A welcome meal with yourself and / or other coworkers
I don't. I'm probably preoccupied with the task at hand