Good evening, ladies and gentlemen on the world wide web. I'm Dexter Smith, and this is GPF Conspiracy Central.

Tonight, we will take you behind the scenes of the GPF set, exposing the secret scandals and technical mishaps that you were never supposed to see!

My friends, I have a confession to make, I was at the Battle of Manhattan, and the Undisclosed Governmental Agency (hereafter UGA) tried to wipe my memory of that horrible day. Fortunately, I managed to take an antidote to the mind wiping technique that I prepared ahead of time and carry around for just such an emergency (you never know who will want to wipe your memory). As such, I managed to fool the UGA into thinking I didn’t know what was going on, and overheard some of the higher-ups discussing one of the heroes of the battle, Jason “Fooker” Barker. It seems that he and his brother, or should I say his clone, were genetically altered as a zygote before implantation in the womb, and are super soldiers! I managed to hack into the UGA’s mainframe (I’ve seen tighter security), and found out about the selection process for new members of the UGA. It seems that Jason was drunk when he took the test, and still has the highest grades in the tests ever recorded! Even though technically he should have failed miserably in his inebriated state, it is in his very DNA to complete the tasks that were put before him, and as such, he passed with little effort! So why is Justin his clone you ask? His father (who is believed to be none other than game show host Bob Barker) helped to found the UGA, and had been planning it about the time Jason was conceived. He decided that it would be best for his new pet project to have only the best soldiers, and it was easier to create said soldiers than to find them. This super soldier project was codenamed “Project Fooker.” Thus, he had his son altered. A few years after Jason was born, however, it was evident that his personality was going to interfere with the programming, and possibly make him a terrible soldier. So, instead of starting from scratch, Mr. Barker just cloned the boy, and raised him different, pressuring him to be his best, to be better than his brother. Why this younger version of Project Fooker was not taken as a soldier of the UGA is still a mystery.